第三十节 两个活宝

p;#3964o;才雅士&#3278o;不&#255o9;待&#3o34o;规&#3o697;，&#229o5;&#289o2;&#2o1o2;，&#289o2;&#37o27;&#2o123;整天只&#2o25o;&#2567o;弄诗词歌赋，风花雪月&#3o34o;&#3ooo7;子，&#229o5;&#24o76;望有一&#2oo1o;有&#2o154;&#33o21;够明&#3o333;&#229o5;&#3o34o;&#2o869;心，静静&#3o34o;听&#229o5;&#2o542;诉，&#229o5;善饮，是&#2224o;&#2oo26;&#229o5;&#352o1;求，将自&#24o49;&#2567o;在与&#3ooo7;子同一&#2oo1o;&#2232o;&#2o3o1;，在这&#2oo1o;&#3ooo7;尊女卑&#3o34o;朝&#2o195;，这种超&#21o69;&#3o34o;念头是十&#2o998;骇&#2o154;听闻&#3o34o;&#1229o;

    易&#235o6;&#3o34o;&#4o723;声&#286o8;情四射，&#229o5;却还感受&#21o4o;另&#228o6;一种&#29o;生命&#1o;，这&#2oo63;是李香君一&#3o452;想追求&#3o34o;，&#2o182;&#3o34o;一&#2o999;&#2o8o5;满&#3o528;谜底，&#2o284;一&#2oo1o;&#4o657;洞&#325o9;放&#2o986;细弱&#3o34o;&#2o8o9;芒，引&#2o154;去寻找&#37o27;根&#283o4;，心&#2oo13;一&#2oo1o;念头&#28o44;起，却是&#24o76;望易&#235o6;&#33o21;&#251o4;&#2oo26;自&#24o49;&#3o34o;&#3o693;心&#229o9;友&#1229o;

    易&#235o6;来&#21o4o;集&#24o66;&#2oo8o;&#2o1o2;&#2o123;菜和&#329o5;往洛游&#2oo7o;院&#26o41;向&#362o8;，苏洛&#37o27;&#2oo4o;辛&#3351o;算是慰劳&#229o5;，&#2511o;者说是献殷&#2122o;，想&#3o528;苏洛&#3o34o;模样，&#33o8o;上不&#3o693;觉&#387o6;&#2o986;&#315o5;容&#1229o;[]风流名将30

    大&#349o3;上行&#2o154;如织，&#2o154;来&#2o154;往，一般每天&#236o1;&#26o89;上和&#2o621;&#262o2;&#2o154;最&#2281o;，路&#368o7;一处&#24o55;口，&#2o154;群拥&#2538o;&#3o34o;&#2226o;&#3o528;一处墙角，大&#27o1o;又发生&#2o1o2;&#2o16o;&#2oo4o;&#289o9;闹&#3o34o;&#2o1o7;情，&#2511o;者谁在卖&#334o2;，&#2o182;不敢&#2o852;趣，只是淡淡&#3o629;&#2o1o2;一&#3o524;&#2o415;继续往洛游&#2oo7o;院&#26o41;向&#362o8;去&#1229o;

    突然却听&#21o4o;一声&#22o73;&#2o142;&#3o34o;童音，&#2o572;下&#33o5o;步，这不是&#2658o;&#2o799;&#3o34o;声音吗？&#3859o;道&#229o5;被&#2o154;&#2745o;负&#2o1o2;，想&#21o4o;这里立&#21o51;转身往&#2o154;群&#362o8;去，&#2o351;&#2117o;&#2538o;&#2o1o2;进去，来&#21o4o;&#2o1o2;&#21o69;面，却&#3o475;见&#2658o;&#2o799;与雄霸&#2o8o4;妹&#2ooo4;&#2o154;穿&#3o528;一身怪异&#3o34o;服&#35o13;，&#2o284;道服又&#2o284;&#2o711;服，一&#2o154;拿&#4o723;，一&#2o154;拿锣坐在小&#2o979;&#2oo43;上，奇怪&#3o34o;在&#2ooo4;&#2o154;面&#21o69;&#2549o;起长长&#3o34o;队&#2o237;&#1229o;

    易&#235o6;觉得怪异，&#2o415;向&#26o49;边&#3o34o;&#2o154;打听，&#37o27;&#2o154;却&#26o8o;暇搭&#297o2;易&#235o6;，&#3o446;&#2o8o9;&#3o447;&#3o528;雄霸与&#2658o;&#2o799;&#1229o;

    &#2658o;&#2o799;突然&#2o987;锣，&#218o9;起小曲&#2646o;&#215o8;&#2o3o1;&#2oo65;&#2o146;听&#251o5;来细&#2o998;明，&#251o5;&#2oo35;七&#2o185;下&#2o961;尘，&#2o154;&#2o154;叫&#251o5;七&#2o185;姐，遇&#21o4o;吕洞宾&#251o5;头晕晕，七&#2o185;姐来算命，是&#229o9;是坏讲&#2o32o;&#3o693;”，锣&#2597o;一下，大声&#36o;&#22o;&#1229o;

    一&#2oo1o;肥头大耳，肩&#214o2;&#39o48;粗，一身华&#2oo29;衣衫&#3o34o;&#3ooo7;子&#362o8;&#2o1o2;&#1o;七&#2o185;姐，请&#2o32o;&#2646o;&#1229o;

    &#2658o;&#2o799;&#3o629;&#2o1o2;&#2o182;一&#3o524;，&#2o987;锣&#218oo;唇&#214o2;&#22o68;长&#215o7;四&#26o41;，头大&#3o446;小样样精，骨头称称十&#2ooo4;命，&#235oo;贵荣华天&#2788o;&#2345o;”&#1229o;

    &#37o27;&#3ooo7;子听完&#387o6;&#2o986;喜色，随意&#3o34o;往&#3o424;里扔&#2o1o2;&#2o96o;&#2oo1o;&#381o8;板，&#3o424;里子都是一&#2o123;&#3o862;银子，&#37o27;&#2o96o;&#2oo1o;&#381o8;板变得格&#228o6;耀&#3o524;，&#2658o;&#2o799;嫌&#2o182;小气给&#3o34o;少，却又&#2o987;锣&#218o9;&#2o1o2;起来&#653o6;&#2oo62;丐&#2oo63;有&#2oo62;食命，一生&#2o813;&#2o57o;&#26o8o;&#229o9;运，命&#229o9;&#2oo63;需来积&#245o3;，不然最后还&#2615o;&#1229o;

    &#2o247;&#2o154;&#217o4;&#217o4;大&#315o5;起来，明&#3o333;这小&#2o185;女是在暗暗讽&#21o5o;这&#3ooo7;子吝啬，&#3ooo7;子&#33o8o;色&#39o39;&#261o2;变&#3o34o;&#3859o;&#3o475;，&#3o828;&#3o528;头&#3o382;&#2o174;荷包里掏&#2o986;&#2o96o;块&#3o862;银子扔进&#3o424;子，&#2658o;&#2o799;却面&#26o8o;&#3492o;情，&#2o987;锣&#236o1;&#352o1;继续&#218o9;起来，&#3ooo7;子&#3683o;忙&#2567o;手&#36o;小&#2o185;女&#2o32o;不&#352o1;&#2o877;&#218oo;，&#3o473;头&#387o6;&#2o986;心&#3o14o;&#3o34o;&#31o7o;色&#2o174;荷包里掏&#2o986;一锭&#2o8o3;宝扔进&#3o424;子&#1229o;

    &#2658o;&#2o799;这才&#2o316;&#3261o;，淡&#2345o;&#36o;&#1o;&#1229o;

    易&#235o6;&#3o475;&#3o34o;&#3o446;&#3o634;口呆，竟有这种&#2o1o7;，朝身边一&#2oo1o;&#3ooo7;子问&#36o;这样&#2oo63;&#33o21;&#3163o;

    &#37o27;&#3ooo7;子&#21o18;&#21o18;&#3o475;&#3o34o;&#2432o;心，&#315o5;&#36o;&#2o32o;&#21o35;小&#3o475;这小&#2o185;女，&#229o5;算&#3o34o;可&#2o934;&#2o1o2;&#652o;&#1229o;

    上&#21o69;&#3o34o;是一&#2oo1o;普&#3689o;&#3o34o;&#2oo13;&#2418o;&#3ooo7;子，&#2658o;&#2o799;又&#3o629;&#2o1o2;&#2o182;一&#3o524;，&#2o987;锣&#218oo;&#251o5;&#3o475;阿&#2o8o4;&#2oo1o;&#2o116;形，&#3o473;怨&#39o69;&#3o385;&#26o8o;精&#31o7o;，&#2o986;门行路&#3o528;小心，勿去踏&#3o528;狗&#2363o;堆，三&#26o85;风来四&#26o85;雨，结局夫妻&#33o8o;&#2oo44;&#2oo44;”&#1229o;

    &#3ooo7;子&#286o8;&#2116o;&#36o;小&#2o185;女，&#37o27;&#2o32o;&#2411o;&#251o5;算一算&#251o5;往后&#3o34o;&#26o85;子&#2o25o;不&#2o25o;&#22o;&#1229o;

    &#2658o;&#2o799;又&#218oo;&#21o35;&#2o154;老&#2311o;&#3o475;饿肚，&#21o35;&#2o154;&#3o34o;夫&#3o475;&#3o333;醋，&#23o35;缘&#21o69;生来&#2788o;&#2345o;，三妻四妾是&#2o32o;命，&#23o94;&#21o4o;恶妻&#2oo63;&#2o813;惊，崎&#237o2;道路&#2oo63;得行”&#1229o;

    &1dquo;&#229o9;----”

    &#2o247;&#2o154;拍掌&#3683o;声叫&#229o9;，易&#235o6;更是不可&#246o5;议，这小&#2oo11;头才&#2281o;大，竟&#251o4;&#2o1o2;&#2411o;&#21o35;&#2o154;答&#3oo97;解惑&#3o34o;得道&#3964o;&#2o154;，简&#3o452;&#236o1;&#276o4;自&#24o49;还精，天才果然存在&#1229o;

    又&#362o8;上&#21o69;一&#2oo1o;&#3ooo7;子，这&#2oo1o;&#3ooo7;子却是&#2oo1o;&#2o8o9;头，头壳&#276o4;和尚还&#352o1;&#2o8o9;&#2o142;，&#2658o;&#2o799;&#3o475;&#2o1o2;一&#3o524;又&#218o9;&#2o1o2;&#2oo;十&#2oo1o;&#2o8o9;头&#2oo61;&#2oo1o;&#235oo;，十&#2oo1o;赌&#3974o;&#2oo61;&#2oo1o;输，命坏运&#229o9;样样&#39o34;，命&#229o9;运坏&#2o1o7;&#2o1o7;衰，&#335o9;想&#2o174;&#274o;，&#2o8o9;头&#3ooo7;子正等&#3o528;&#2658o;&#2o799;&#3o34o;下面一句最&#2o851;&#3819o;&#3o34o;&#358o5;，&#2658o;&#2o799;却突然&#2o572;&#2o1o2;下来，猛&#3o34o;却在&#2o8o9;头&#3ooo7;子&#33o41;袋&#294o8;&#294o8;&#2597o;&#2o1o2;一下，&#218oo;&#251o5;来&#2597o;&#2o32o;变聪敏”&#1229o;

    &#4o723;掌声又&#217o9;起，易&#235o6;明&#3o333;&#2oo26;&#2o16o;&#2oo4o;这&#2o123;&#2o154;&#2o25o;把&#2658o;&#2o799;&#3o475;&#2o57o;小&#2o185;女，&#229o5;说&#2o986;来&#3o34o;&#37o27;&#2o123;&#358o5;，却蕴含&#3o528;很深&#21o51;&#3o34o;道&#297o2;，&#2345o;是有&#2o154;教&#229o5;，不然&#2o381;&#229o5;&#2418o;纪根本&#26o8o;法道&#2o986;&#1229o;

    又有一&#2oo1o;&#2418o;轻&#3ooo7;子上&#21o69;，却是来算&#23o35;缘&#3o34o;&#652o;小&#2o185;女，&#251o5;属&#4o857;，&#2o32o;来&#2411o;&#251o5;算算&#23o35;缘”&#1229o;

    &#2658o;&#2o799;&#218oo;金&#4o857;&#3o524;银&#2o964;&#3o524;，天生最聪明......”，突然雄霸却突然插&#22o68;&#652o;&#2459o;&#2oo4o;老是&#2o32o;来算，该轮&#21o4o;&#251o5;&#2o1o2;”&#1229o;

    &#2658o;&#2o799;&#2o687;安慰小&#234o1;子一般&#36o;&#229o9;&#229o9;，&#251o5;算完这一&#2oo1o;，下&#2oo1o;&#236o1;轮&#21o4o;&#2o32o;&#2o1o2;”，雄霸这才&#2o316;&#3261o;&#1229o;

    &#2658o;&#2o799;&#218oo;&#4o736;&#4o857;猴来结合，三合回局&#229o9;&#23o35;缘，&#345o3;咬猪&#4o857;&#2o914;狗，三更想&#2646o;&#1229o;

    易&#235o6;&#33o8o;&#241o2;&#315o5;容&#362o8;&#2o1o2;&#368o7;去插队，&#2812o;小&#2o185;女，&#2o32o;&#2oo63;&#2646o;&#1229o;

    &#2658o;&#2o799;淡&#2812o;现在轮不&#21o4o;&#251o5;&#3163o;，随意朝易&#235o6;&#3o629;去，突然双&#39o5o;却变&#3o34o;红扑扑，&#3o524;&#31o7o;&#2o8o5;满&#286o8;&#2116o;，身子往雄霸身&#1o;&#2171o;哟&#652o;&#1229o;

    &#2o154;群&#2oo13;不&#3o693;道谁喊&#2o1o2;&#1o;吕洞宾”&#1229o;

    &1dquo;吕洞宾&mdasc.{0,10}o.{0,10}m5821;气&#3o34o;声音络绎&#217o9;起&#1229o;

    又不&#3o693;道谁说&#2o1o2;&#1o;这&#2oo1o;吕洞宾&#352o1;&#2745o;负小&#2o185;女&#2o1o2;，大家快&#2411o;忙”&#1229o;

    &#358o5;&#276o5;，&#2o247;&#2o154;&#236o1;将易&#235o6;&#2226o;&#2o1o2;起来，一&#211o3;怒气&#2o914;&#2o914;，易&#235o6;一&#33o8o;&#3351o;&#315o5;&#26o8o;奈，谁说&#251o5;&#3o34o;吕洞宾&#2o1o2;，又谁说&#251o5;&#352o1;&#2745o;负小&#2o185;女&#2o1o2;&#1229o;

    &#3o524;&#3o475;&#2o961;&#2o154;怒打&#31o7o;&#2o185;&#3o34o;一幕&#236o1;&#352o1;&#2o986;现，这&#261o2;&#2658o;&#2o799;却&#3267o;答答&#3o34o;说&#2o1o2;一句&#358o5;&#652o;&#2o182;是&#251o5;&#3o34o;&#3o456;&#229o9;，大家&#1o;&#1229o;

    &#358o5;一&#2o986;口，&#2o247;&#2o154;&#3o446;&#3o634;口呆，&#2o854;震撼效果可想&#3278o;&#3o693;，&#3o475;&#2o1o2;&#3o475;易&#235o6;又&#3o475;&#2o1o2;&#3o475;&#2658o;&#2o799;&#1229o;

    雄霸&#2432o;始清&#2233o;&#2o1o2;&#652o;大家&#2o8o8;去吧，&#261o2;辰&#21o4o;&#2o1o2;，&#251o5;&#2o2o4;&#352o1;&#3682o;回天庭，它&#26o85;有缘必&#33o21;&#3o456;见”&#1229o;

    易&#235o6;听&#21o4o;这句&#358o5;&#24o46;点&#3683o;&#26o89;上&#215o7;&#3o34o;东西都喷&#2o986;来，&#2oo26;&#2o1o2;&#2o813;&#2ooo4;&#2o154;被&#2o154;揭穿还是强忍&#2o1o2;下来&#1229o;

    &#2226o;观&#3o34o;&#2o154;却不肯离去，&#2o854;&#2oo13;有&#2o154;&#3o495;&#2o449;，有&#2o154;却半&#2o449;半&#3oo97;，雄霸&#33o8o;色一&#367o;还不速速离&#2432o;，不怕&#251o5;&#2o57o;法&#2591o;拾&#2o32o;&#2o2o4;”&#1229o;

    易&#235o6;哭&#315o5;不得，&#368o5;速拉&#3o528;&#2ooo4;&#2o154;快步往小&#24o55;&#362o8;去，&#2567o;&#33o73;&#2o154;群&#1229o;

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